BWOMP dropped our recent remix of Screamin’ Jay Hawkins’ original version.
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Every dynamic duo super hero squadron needs a fresh whip. Recently, we acquired this 1976 EZGO golf cart from Craig’s List and applied for a license with the Department of Mutant Vehicles at Black Rock City for this year’s Burning Man Metropolis event. Here’s a little bit on our machine: The SPLATMOBILE is the ultimate interactive entertainment and cool-off device, equipped in the daytime with a fully functioning SPLAT gun featuring Der Schplatzl, the super secret synth syrup catalyst with the molecular make-up of H20. (not to be ingested) It is designed to wet your panties, most literally. Designed as a Pink Tank, the SPLATMOBILE promises to allow us to reach a new level of activation in soul and mind through the conduit of bodily wetness, particularly in the nether regions. At night the tank lights up into a glowing pink and the SPLAT gun is replace with a laser lapper, fully equipped with sound effects! About the Vehicle’s Mutation: Lighting Plans: At night the gun will be replaced with a special laser/light blaster with sound effects. Mutant Vehicle Intent: ARTIST: SPLATINUM SPLATINUM’s back with more of that sauce on a 6-track devotional to the gangsters and the hustlers. The “hip hop obsessed” Seattle duo has been getting freaky with the samples and blessed it all up with their slippery signature frequency modulation swagger. Call in the mop boy for this one. Super sonic clean up in booth 3! Spam it, share it, love it, burn it, because thugs need love too!
Track Listing: 1) Love for Those Hustlers Courtesy of Bass Drop Music and Street Ritual Recordings : Seattle, Wa : Oakland, Ca 
But you already know that don’t you? Seriously. Wow. We are so proud to call Seattle home. The Intergalactic Masquerade / Der Schplatzl 2010 release party was more successful than we ever imagined. Hundreds of you came out to support our crazy experiment. You imbued downtown Seattle with the strongest flow of Der Schplatzl ever seen on earth! You created a truly unique experience for everyone to enjoy, regardless of age and background. Through it all, your complete awesomeness shone like a beacon across the consumer wasteland, drawing people in like fireflies to experience something profound. You cut straight through ironic detachment and cynicism like a grinning crunked out laser. Together we created an oasis of pure blissful revelry in the middle of a concrete desert. If you or anyone you know has pics, videos, drawings, finger paintings, memory imprints, etc… of the event, please send them our way! We would love to collect and share these with you. A huge thank you from the bottom of our hearts to everyone who showed up, collaborated, and gave the gifts of time, energy, money, and hardware. Starborne, Street Ritual, Bass Drop, Buddhaful, MyGrafx, Michael Manahan, Gel-Sol, Knowa-KnowOne, Jerry Abstract, Issac @ Space, Dave & Eric @ The Stranger, and many more. But most of all a big thanks go out to YOU! Also if you haven’t already, please send a thank you note to our partners in the city of Seattle: 4Culture and Seattle Parks and Recreation. info@4culture.org Friends, let me tell you this is only the beginning!
Your planet Earth is in danger. A spiraling energy crisis leaves nature withered and dwindling – a cataclysm creating strife and conflict among the human race. Two engineers from Seattle have ventured into vast alternate dimensions to reveal the solution. There has been no clear answer until now: An alien synth-syrup catalyst known as Der Schplatzl, destined to activate and awaken the powerful energies buried inside your hearts and minds. These two heroes now combine forces as SPLATINUM to spread Der Schplatzl to the farthest stretches of our civilization. Der Schplatzl’s unique properties allow us to reach a new level of activation in soul and mind through the conduit of human movement. Focusing into a hyper-beamed amalgam of crunchy space funk, secured to dancefloors with neo-grav rotational bass-wobble technology, SPLATINUM has devised a precision dispersal vehicle, opening us to the select frequencies that allow mankind to know it’s own love, heal the earth, and save ourselves from destruction. Come partake in this ritual and dance into nightfall as the city of Seattle becomes the epicenter of a new planet Earth! What to wear: Comfy dancing shoes and something you can see from space…with a mask! It’s a masquerade! What to bring: Costumes to wear and share, stuff that lights up or glows, stilts, hula hoops, anything safe, fun and clean! Musical Performances by: SPLATINUM Presented by: Street Ritual and Starborne Productions Sponsored by: Buddhaful, Bass Drop, Jerry Abstract This is a LEAVE NO TRACE event. If YOU pack it in, YOU pack it out! This is a fully permitted event with KV2 sound! Get your costume on and get down there with time for parking or easy breezy public transit! April 20th, 6-9PM : Westlake Center : FREE!  Westlake Park Our remix of Mochipet’s “Pythagorean Hyphy Proof” is out now! Hear the entire track @ our Soundcloud! ARTIST: SPLATINUM IN STOCK and available for pre-order right here! CLICK TO BUY NOW Der Schplatzl is the serum that forges the DNA of Lil Jon and Daft Punk into a swirling mutation of bass lines and radiant harmonic crescendos. It’s the illusive alien technology that binds us all together, bends time and space and supercharges synthesizers to crush dance floors. Der Schplatzl is the neon smeared crunk juice that fuels the Splatmobile, answers life’s questions, and has the ability to solve any energy crisis. It’s simply the sauce you can’t live without, just in time for 2010. Tracklisting: Our dear friend and incredibly talented photographer Daniel Z. posted some “buddhaful” pics from our most recent show. Big thanks (again) to Buddhaful Mike, Shapey, Ill-Esha, Nicoluminous, Daniel Z, Novatron, Mattysun, Surrealized, and all the other incrdible performers and people who made a truly magical night happen. 
This is perhaps a deeper side of Splatinum – a mid-tempo adventure in 2 step with sexy vocal snips and of course our signature Splat! Please note, the streaming quality in this player is far lower than the download quality! Download it! |
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